Shower Tragedy

[Verse]
Morning fog head is spinning
Need the water life beginning
Step inside the tiled cave
Cleanse my sins rinse the grave

[Chorus]
But my soap my soap where did you go
Left me stranded suds won’t flow
Daily ritual now in despair
Naked truth standing bare

[Verse]
I checked the corner checked the rack
The soap is gone ain’t coming back
Lather dreams now torn in two
Scrubbing hands ain’t got a clue

[Chorus]
Oh my soap my soap where did you go
Bathing chaos starting to grow
Lost in bubbles dreams now fade
A dirty man in a soapy charade

[Bridge]
Dramatic pause water’s hot
I curse the gods soap I forgot
Oh sweet bar of cleansing might
Why’d you vanish into the night

[Chorus]
Soap oh soap come back to me
This isn’t how it’s supposed to be
Latherless screams echo the hall
Shower tragedy for one and all