Trapped Wind Symphony

[Verse]
The lift doors close a little too tight
All of us packed in
It’s a Friday night
I feel the rumble
Oh no
Not now
This is a disaster
But I don’t know how

[Chorus]
Who let it go? Oh
Who made the sound?
The air gets heavy as we all look around
My crush is here
I want to disappear
But the fart’s betrayed me
My worst kind of fear

[Verse 2]
Jim says
“Was that the brakes on the floor?”
Sarah’s giggling
“That’s not the lift
I’m sure!”
I fake a cough and stare at my phone
But the scent gives away that I’m not alone

[Chorus]
Who let it go? Oh
Who made the sound?
The air gets heavy as we all look around
My crush is here
I want to disappear
But the fart’s betrayed me
My worst kind of fear

[Bridge]
(Dialogue)
Crush: “Uh
Does anyone smell… eggs?”
Jim: “Wasn’t me
I swear!”
Sarah: “It’s getting worse! Open the doors!”
Me: (internal monologue) “Please
Ground floor
Hurry!”

[Verse 3]
The lift stops short
We’re stuck mid-floor
My crush looks at me
I can’t take much more
She says
“It happens
We’re only human”
But the way she laughs
I think I’m ruined